{"id":2526,"date":"2016-10-03T09:15:24","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T16:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2016-10-03T09:16:04","modified_gmt":"2016-10-03T16:16:04","slug":"the-beetle-and-the-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/the-beetle-and-the-window\/","title":{"rendered":"the beetle and the window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2532\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?resize=840%2C630\" alt=\"img_4151\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?resize=1200%2C900&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?w=1680 1680w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_4151.jpg?w=2520 2520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jess and I were sitting\u00a0on the second floor of the library when a big green beetle appeared. It was buzzing\u00a0outside the window and trying to get in. Thud, thud, thud. For five minutes straight it kept flying into the glass, not once learning its lesson.<\/p>\n<p>These particular windows cannot be opened (and it&#8217;s not like we can talk the beetle out of its misery) so Jess and I could do nothing but watch.<\/p>\n<p>Jess: &#8220;I feel like that beetle sometimes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jess and I were sitting\u00a0on the second floor of the library when a big green beetle appeared. It was buzzing\u00a0outside the window and trying to get in. Thud, thud, thud. For five minutes straight it kept flying into the glass, not once learning its lesson. These particular windows cannot be opened (and it&#8217;s not like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/the-beetle-and-the-window\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;the beetle and the window&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3MSpn-EK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2535,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wesleyschan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}